How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, Ghosts, Nuclear Mutants, and Other Movie Monsters/K. E. Flann

Did you know human attacks account for a staggering 100 percent of premature deaths for witches, swamp monsters, cyborgs, and other supernatural, mutant, and exceptionally large beings? The past millennia or so has seen not only an uptick in human attacks, but also increasingly indiscriminate victim selection. It is understandable to feel overwhelmed. From renowned preternaturalist K. E. Flann , How to Survive a Human Attack provides critical information at a critical time with chapters specifically tailored to their target audience, including: - A Zombie's Guide to Filling the Emptiness and Moving Forward - First-Time Haunter's Guide for Ghosts, Spirits, Poltergeists, Specters, and Wraiths - Self-Training 101 for Werewolves: Sit, Don't Speak, Stay Alive! - What's Happening to My Body?: Radioactive Mutants and the Safety of the Nuclear Family About author(s): K.E. Flann 's writing has been featured in McSweeney's Internet Tendency, T he North American Review , Shenandoah , and Michigan Quarterly Review , and a collection of short stories won the 2014 George Garrett Award at Texas Review Press. Excerpts from this incredibly important work have appeared or will appear in Word Riot , The Higgs Weldon , Defenestration , and Monkeybicycle .