I Have a Bad Feeling about This - Jeff Strand

In this hilarious wilderness comedy, the perfect book for teen boys, the teaching methods in an ultimate survival camp are about to get deadly serious... Wilderness Survival Tip #1 Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told you that, but they were trying to find out if you'd really do it. Wilderness Survival Tip #2 In case of an avalanche, don't despair. You're doomed, but that's a wicked cool death. Wilderness Survival Tip #3 If you're relying on this book for actual survival tips, you're dead already. Henry Lambert would rather play video games than spend time in the great outdoors--but that doesn't make him a wuss. Skinny nerd? Fine. But wuss is a little harsh. Sadly, his dad doesn't agree. Which is why Henry is being shipped off to Strongwoods Survival Camp. Strongwoods isn't exactly as advertised. It looks like the victim of a zombie apocalypse, the camp director is a psycho drill sergeant, and Henry's sure he saw a sign written in blood... Also by Jeff Strand: A Bad Day for Voo Doo The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever How You Ruined My Life Stranger Things Have Happened