The Grass Is Always Greener over the Septic Tank - Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck was America's favorite humorist at the time of her death in 1996. Ten of her 13 books, including Forever, Erma , appeared on the New York Times bestseller list. She claimed her first fiction writing was the weather forecast in the Dayton Herald . Her favorite food was pasta, and her hobby was dust.