The Santa Files: Confessions, Complaints, and Outlandish Requests from the Desk of St. Nick - David Griswold
Santa shares some of the funniest (and oddest) letters he's received from children this year! Perhaps not letters that should ever have been sent, this collection of poems is what leads Santa to wonder if kids (and some grown-ups too) these days actually want a permanent spot on his naughty kid list. So Santa decided to publish a collection of these letters - this volume of The Santa Files. For example: PLEASE READ MY LIST Though I hate to confess it I just have to address it: You don't get me the things that I ask. Far too often my box Is filled with new socks Mr. Kringle--I gave you one task! So I'm giving you notice In the hopes that you'll focus And deliver the things that you've missed. If you really do care Please--no underwear. Just get me the things on my list! Seasons greetings, Pallavi You better watch out, you better not...what?! Laugh it up with Santa as he shares some of his funniest (and oddest) letters from children sent straight to the North Pole! Perhaps these letters should have stayed next to the fireplace near a plate of cookies. Find a cozy spot next to the tree and enjoy this collection of poems for the holidays. They left Santa wondering if some kids (and grown-ups too!) might rather be on the naughty list! Santa decided to publish a collection of these letters, for readers to decide, called The Santa Files. A few samples: PLEASE READ MY LIST Though I hate to confess it I just have to address it: You don't get me the things that I ask. Far too often my box Is filled with new socks Mr. Kringle--I gave you one task! So I'm giving you notice In the hopes that you'll focus And deliver the things that you've missed. If you really do care Please--no underwear. Just get me the things on my list! You better watch out, you better not...what?! Laugh it up with Santa as he shares some of his funniest (and oddest) letters from children sent straight to the North Pole! Perhaps these letters should have stayed next to the fireplace near a plate of cookies. Find a cozy spot next to the tree and enjoy this collection of poems for the holidays. They left Santa wondering if some kids (and grown-ups too!) might rather be on the naughty list! Santa decided to publish a collection of these letters, for readers to decide, called The Santa Files. A few samples: PLEASE READ MY LIST Though I hate to confess it I just have to address it: You don't get me the things that I
