Thrift Store Puzzles - John Boden

John Boden was mostly raised in the mountains of Pennsylvania, in the small town of Orbisonia. He is a bakery manager by trade and finds a regular sleep schedule overrated. He currently resides with his beautiful wife and two sons, in a house sweetly haunted by the ghost of a beautician named, Darlene. He likes collecting lots of things and won't usually shut up about it. He believes Elvis is the King, Bigfoot is real and Midian is where the monsters live. His writing is fairly well received and has been called unique of style.